Pointless Committee: Petition for More Coffee Machines

Our committee has been tasked with the completely reasonable and not-at-all-pointless goal of increasing the number of coffee machines in the break room. Our team consists of:

Petition Goal:

Our goal is to increase the number of coffee machines from the current 2 to a more reasonable 5, thereby ensuring that no one has to wait more than 5 minutes for a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

Key Statistics:

Current Number of Coffee Machines: 2

Average Wait Time for Coffee: 7.3 minutes

Number of Coffee-Deprived Employees: 87%

Proposed Changes:

We propose installing 3 new coffee machines, thereby increasing the total number of coffee machines to 5.

This will reduce the average wait time for coffee to 2.5 minutes, making our break room the most productive and efficient in the industry!

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